AMSTERDAM, November 2, 2018 – American producer Morgan Page today denied colluding with three Russians who are reportedly members of Swanky Tunes. “This is fake news,” insisted a statement put out by Page’s team.
The Rave Exchange last week uncovered rumours of collusion between American Dance Music heavyweight Morgan Page ands three previously unnamed Russians. Our team went undercover behind the lines of the Russian music industry to uncover the truth and we can now report the real identities of these individuals.
One of our reporters who will remained un-named to protect their identity and safety managed to pull this from the a successful interception of the Armada Music servers:
The image shows 3 men, all sporting large identity concealing boxes to hide their faces posing for what looks like some kind of media/press shot. The men, seemingly impossible to identify left one trail of investigation for us – their expensive footwear. After spending the weekend scouring footage from electronic music festivals around the world, the penny dropped and we managed to successfully identify the masked men via their fine taste in footwear.
Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Swanky Tunes unmasked:
Further images from the hacked servers included the following artwork:
We have reason to believe a collaboration is coming, we do not know when, we do not know where – all we know for sure is that dance-floors around the world need remain vigilant and know that something with dangerous sub frequency potency could emerge at any moment.
The Rave Exchange has reached out to Armada Music’s press office for comment.
More to follow.
